10 EXTREMELY HILARIOUS QUOTES BY PRESIDENT ROBERT MUGABE ON RELATIONSHIPS

1.” When you kiss a girl from another nationality, do it well because you represent the whole country”

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2. ” Some girls don’t attend the gym but look physically fit because of running from one man to another”

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3. “If women think having their period (menstruation) in a whole month  is a difficult task, they should ask the men how difficult it is to control an erection in public”

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4. “God is the best inventor ever. He took a rib from a man and created a loudspeaker”

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5. “Some of you girls can’t even jog up to 5minutes but expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2hours????? Your level of selfishness demands one week crusade”

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6. “If your girlfriend/boyfriend has not taken a picture with you before just make that request and stop forcing Photo Grid to bring you together” 

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7.  ” Dating a slim or slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw Adidas lines on your face”

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8. ” Its better for a man to be stingy with the money he has hustled for, than for a woman to deny you a hole that she didn’t even drill it herself”

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9. ” Check your girlfriend’s body, if she has more tattoos or piercings, you can cheat on her. She is already used to pains”

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10. ” Dear sister, don’t be deceived by a man who text you ” I miss you”only when its raining . You are not an umbrella”

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